Johannes is a revolutionary Meater. After the siege of Constaninople in 1423, Johannes sought refuge in Lichtenau, where he learned fencing. After many years, Johannes moved to Spain, where he boarded the Santa Clara, headed towards the new world. During his travel, he realized that he wasn't quite fond of our food, and as such, when he arrived to the new world, created Johannes' Meat.
Johannes has 0 children, 0 parents, 0 siblings, and 0 cousins. Johannes is insane.